Shirt a Phobia

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You just lost The Game.

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

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This user is an expert mathematician.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

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This user loves problem solving.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

ru

Русский — родной язык этого участника.

ja-1

この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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IntS-5

Tihs tweedler’s Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

C-4

This user is an expert C programmer.

C++-4

This user is an expert C++ programmer.

c#-4

This user is an expert C# programmer.

PHP-4

This user is an expert PHP programmer.

CSS-4

This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-4

This user is an expert HTML user.

js-4

This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

xhtml-4

This user is an expert XHTML user.

prog-4

This user is an expert programmer.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the
serial comma.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

US

This user uses American English.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user eats watermelon.

This user loves brownies.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.

This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube.

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