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About me

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a citizen of South Africa.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since 2006-03-07.

This user lives in South Africa.

This user is a proud native of South Africa.

This user loves South Africa.

This user lives in Gauteng.

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

Driver’s
license

This user has a driver’s license.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user’s sexual orientation.

This user is single.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys
Metal music.

This user believes that all human interaction should be voluntary.

This user is interested in politics.

This user supports public transit.

This user is a Volkswagen enthusiast.

This user is a Lotus enthusiast.

This user loves
Ferrari.

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Monopoly

This user enjoys playing Monopoly.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user is interested in the anti-apartheid struggle.

This user wants to own one or more cats.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

xkcd

This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

C&H

This user is the Purple-Shirted Eye-Stabber.

This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

D

This user reads Dilbert.

This user does not have a television set.

TG

This user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero.

This user prefers
non-fiction.

This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is interested in law.

This user is not a lawyer. They are not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that they write is legal advice.

math-3

This user can contribute with advanced mathematical skills.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

This user owns an Android phone that is running CyanogenMod.

This user is interested in
science.

This user enjoys electronics and is an electronics hobbyist.

This user has the knack.

This user wants to visit Antarctica.

This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.

This user supports the use of nuclear power.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user does not smoke.

This user remembers VHS. ±

Programming

This user is a beginning Java programmer.

G-1

This user is a beginner G-code programmer.

js-1

This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

C-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

This user is an occasional Batch programmer.

This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.

This user is an advanced Bash programmer.

This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.

-1

This user is a beginner Wolfram programmer.

This user is an intermediate MATLAB programmer and user.

This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.

This user can program in Object Pascal (Delphi).

This user is an advanced Perl programmer.

PHP

This user is an intermediate PHP Coder.

py-2

This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

re-3

This user writes advanced regular expressions.

This user is an intermediate SQL programmer.

This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.

This user is a beginning Tcl scripter.

Languages

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

Hierdie gebruiker se moedertaal is Afrikaans.

en-4

This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

Computing

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

This user supports free software.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn’t care what other people call it.

This user wishes they contributed using ReactOS.

This user contributes with Arch Linux.

This user contributes with LXDE.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

PC	This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

*nix

This user prefers a *nix operating system.

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

This user prefers LibreOffice over Microsoft Office.

This user uses Google Calendar.

This user wants to contribute using Blender for 3D modeling and animation but still needs to learn how to make anything with it.

This user contributes using Inkscape.

This user contributes using GIMP.

#

This user chats on IRC.

This user burns CDs with K3b.

This user is against DRM.

This user contributes while listening to YouTube.

This user reads
PDFs in Sumatra.

This user reads PDFs with Evince.

This user contributes using Vim.

This user contributes using Kate.

N2

This user writes with Notepad2.

This user BOINCs.

This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.

This user contributes using
Google Chrome.

This user is equally happy using Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome.

This user built their own PC.

at least 5

This user owns at least 5 working computers.

1920 x 1200

This user contributes at
1920 x 1200 resolution.

QW

This user contributes using a QWERTY keyboard.

intel
Core

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Quad microprocessor.

This user still remembers these.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

This user uses Steam for digital distribution.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

	This user believes the cake is a lie!

EE

This user has taken the world in Empire Earth

MI

This user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!

This user plays Quake.

MN-2

This user is an expert minesweeper.

CNC

This user enjoys playing any of the Command & Conquer games.

This user plays SimCity.

This user thinks Theme Hospital is the greatest game ever.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

TV