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Wikipedia:Babel
en
This user is a
native speaker
of the
English language
.
es
-2
Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel
intermedio
de
español
.
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Non-Human Languages
prog-4
This user is an expert
programmer
.
ASP.NET
-4
This user is an expert of
ASP.NET
.
C#
-4
This user is an
expert
C#
programmer.
SQL
-4
This user is an
expert
SQL
programmer.
js
-3
This user is an
advanced
JavaScript
programmer.
py
-2
This user is an
intermediate
Python
programmer.
re
-4
This user writes
expert
regular expressions
.
asm
-3
This user is an
advanced
assembly language
programmer.
C
-4
This user is an
expert
C
programmer.
C++
-4
This user is an
expert
C++
programmer.
Java
-4
This user is an
expert
Java
programmer.
objc
-2
This user is an
intermediate
Objective-C
programmer.
This user is a PHP developer.
as
-3
This user is an
advanced
ActionScript
coder.
PL/1
-4
This user is an expert
PL/1
programmer.
pascal
-3
This user is an
advanced Pascal
programmer.
This user can write
Cascading Style Sheets
.
<
html
>
This user can write
HTML
.
Lisp
(
lambda
(user)
(setf (lisp-p user) t))
mysql
This user writes programs that access
MySQL
.
Perl
This user is
just another
Perl
hacker.
REXX
-N
This user is
held together
by
REXX
.
w:)
This user is a
wiki markup
enthusiast.
xhtml
This user can write
XHTML
.
XML
This user can write
XML
.
xslt
This user is an
XSL Transformations
programmer.
Grammer
snuk
This user says
snuck
.
by
This user does not use the
passive voice
.
…
in
.
Ending a sentence with a preposition
is something up with which this user will not put.
man-
kind
Regarding
gender
, this user prefers the
vernacular
, not what is
politically correct
.
to
too
two
This user thinks that
too
many people have no idea how
to
use words that they should have learned in grade
two
.
their
there
they’re
This user thinks that
there
are too many people who don’t know that
they’re
worse than
their
own children at spelling!
“,;:’
This user is a
punctuation stickler
.
. The
This user puts
two spaces after a period
.
A, B, and C
This user prefers the
serial comma
.
its
This user understands the
difference
between
its
(
of it
) and
it’s
(
it is
or
it has
).
’s
Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with
s
need’s an apostrophe
and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
US
This user uses
American English
.
Computers
This user has an account on
GitHub
.
This user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop
.
C:\>
_
This user uses
DOS
, or knows how to use it.
This user contributes using
Microsoft Windows XP
.
This user contributes using
Linux
.
OSrc
This user contributes to
Open Source
projects.
Visual SlickEdit
This user contributes using
Visual SlickEdit
.
CodeWright
This user contributes using
CodeWright
.
This user contributes using a
laptop
.
This user contributes using a
PC
.
Dual
This user uses an
AMD
Dual Core
processor.
Core
This user uses an
Intel
processor.
This user contributes using a
wireless connection
.
BB
This user contributes using a
broadband
connection.
TCP/IP
The user was active on the
Internet
before the
World Wide Web
was invented.
WWW
This user has posted to
Usenet
newsgroups
.
This user prefers
PC
.
This user thinks “there
is no place like
127.0.0.1
“.
This user has a
cryptographically secure
Passphrase
.
User:MorbidEntree/ubx/vpn
Lipsum
This user uses
lorem ipsum
as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.
This user contributes using a
PC
they built themselves.
This user contributes with a computer manufactured by
ASUS
.
This user has a
dual monitor
configuration.
This user has a
tri-monitor
configuration.
This user contributes using a
Mechanical keyboard
.
This user remembers when the
Apple II
was cutting-edge technology.
This user remembers using
punch cards
.
Random Crap, too
This user enjoys
cooking
.
This user enjoys
photography
.
P-3
This user is able to take high-quality photographs.
This user takes photographs with
Sony
equipment
10MP
This user has a camera with a resolution higher than 10
megapixels
.
RAW
This user takes photographs in the
RAW
format.
This user is interested in
creative editing of digital photographs
This user used a
non-digital camera
for many years.
This user knows what a
darkroom
is and has processed photographs inside one.
This user prefers
Digital photography
.
This user enjoys
filmmaking
.
This user enjoys
singing
.
This user enjoys
woodworking
.
This user enjoys
juggling
.
This user enjoys
writing
.
This user is a
cat
lover.
This user enjoys
snorkeling
.
This user is a
stage magician
.
This user does not
smoke
.
This user is really fascinated by the
weather
.
This user is a
bibliophile
.
This user enjoys
reading
almost
anything
.
This user lives on the
Ringworld
MAGAZINE
This user has had their work published in a
magazine
.
Dr Who
This user has been a
Doctor Who
fan since the
Fourth Doctor
.
4th
This user is an
audiophile
.
This user enjoys
pistol shooting
.
This user enjoys
rifle shooting
.
This user is fascinated by
chaos theory
.
~(p&~p)
This user studies the concept of
logic
.
Random Crap
CG
This user’s
alignment
is
Chaotic Good
: the “Rebel.”
This user
knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
.
This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes
.
This user sings in a
barbershop
quartet
This user is interested in
space sciences
.
This user accepts
evolution
as a biological fact.
This user has a keen interest in
physics
.
This user understands the difference between
evolution
and
abiogenesis
.
This user plays
bocce
.
This user plays
pocket billiards
.
This user obsessively drinks lots of
Water
and can be considered
Aquaholic
.
This user is
ambidextrous
.
This user is a
software engineer
.
This user is a professional
webmaster
.
This user is a
Pastafarian
.
This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an
aircraft pilot
.
This user has no understanding of
time
and does everything
at the last minute
.
This user’s time zone is
UTC-7
.
WPC
This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
This user has a
zero tolerance
policy on
vandalism
.
This user
assumes good faith
.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please
let them know
.
This user overuses
userboxes
.
This user prefers using
userboxes
to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.