Shirt a Phobia

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Semi-active

YES! YEES! Finally, I was able to create this fantastic masterpiece. Credits to this template for it.
This user is sometimes active on Wikipedia.

Hello.[sarcasm]

This is me, and the Golden Gate Bridge exploded.[dubious – discuss][citation needed][further explanation needed][according to whom?][by what?][as of?][clarification needed][scientific citation needed][failed verification][how?][verify][vague][needs update][when?][where?][which?][who?][why?][who said this?][compared to?][specify][misquoted][example needed][page needed][still April Fools?] In addition, I keep mistaking the link of Wikipedia:Consistency in article titles as Wikipedia:Naming conventions (capitalization) while moving articles to their correct names, so I always were on the wrong line.

Also, anti-vandal without rollback rights! How crazy is that? Still slow reverting vandalism than this thing.

Thanks.

At day-afternoon I sometimes train as a temporary account and edit with my account using Microsoft Edge and I also edit as my account at night in Google Chrome, so expect me.

Other Stuff

🌸🌸🌸
Built like flowers
NOTE: Actually not, and you probably cannot see the flower emojis if on Windows 7 or older.

Besides that…

Click HERE to refresh the user page. This helps with the time userbox and the contribs section, especially.

If you’re looking for some accounts, check out typing “User:SimpleObjects-9ei” in any wiki! Oh, and check CentralAuth, it’s easier. These are a few other accounts I have:

  • SimpleObjects-testwiki: My Test Wiki account. Test Wiki is a place about testing the admin tools. All the user levels in Test Wiki nearly reflect the all user levels in Meta-Wiki.

Because it wouldn’t let me do the easy way:

Another simple object to fill in the gaps between. This time credits to this guy for the picture.

These are some future accounts I will have anyway:

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CentralAuth 🌎

Confidential file 🚫

Definitely not my hard drive 1 💽

Definitely not my hard drive 2 💽

Contributions 🎰

(now outdated) Apr 1 user page 🤣 + 🥶

Some stuff I found and kept 🥶

Testing Palace 🍃

Sandbox 🍒

Sandbox 2 🍍

Sandbox 3 🥝

Userboxen

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1337This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and users of standard English.
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This user participates in WikiProject Video games.
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as “Wiki”.
C#This user programs on the Microsoft Visual Studio on Microsoft Windows.
Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
Lua-1This user is a beginning Lua programmer.
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jsonThis user can write JSON.
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This user has created 35 (if counting all, according to XTools) redirects on Wikipedia.
The time at this user’s location:
2026-04-19 04:23 UTC-5
This user plays Minecraft.
This user is learning german, music and 11 other courses on Duolingo.
This user likes editing Wikipedia.
This user loves Wikipedia and is passionate about it.
This user contributes with Twinkle.
This user has averaged one edit each ~4 hours, since joining Wikipedia on 31 December 2025.
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Windows 11.
This user contributes using Windows 8.
This user contributes using Blender.
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This user contributes using Mac OS X
This user has a page on Wikimedia Incubator.
This user is an American.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
en-USThis user is a native speaker of American English.
This user plays chess.
This user has been awake for 15 hours.
es-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español.
en-gb
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q79BUNNY!eQQ-3This user is a fluent speaker of Patent nonsense.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
cs-1Tento uživatel má základní znalosti češtiny.
pt-1Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.
ja-0この利用者は日本語が分かりません。
ko-0이 사용자는 한국어를 모르거나, 이해하는 데 어려움이 있습니다.
no-0Denne brukeren/brukaren har liten eller ingen kjennskap til norsk.
sv-0Denna användare saknar kunskaper i svenska.
ady-0Мы нэбгырэр адыгабзэ зэхишІыкІрэп.

Contributions + simple object find

The simple object involved in this image is the flag of the United States, waving with the clouds. This is not a real life image–this was rendered using Blender with CGI. Credits to this guy for the picture.
The simple object involved in the picture is the renderized sphere in a white background. Credits to this guy for the image.
The simple object involved in the image is a wing clamp [de]. Note the screw and the structure the screw is in. Credits to this guy for this image.
The simple object(s) involved are the gold bars. This was rendered in Windows XP. Credits to this bot (which uploaded its last file in 2015) for the picture.
While the simple object in the photo might not appear at first, it’s actually the eclipse seen in the top right. Credits to this guy for the photo.
The simple object involved in this .stl model is also the sphere, which now looks like the Universal Pictures/Xbox sphere, this time with 3 rectangles, likely for a shading test. Credits to this guy for the model.
This video of synthwave does not involve any simple objects, however, but the rendering. Credits to this guy.
This 1-second video’s simple object is the slider in the device. Credits to this guy for uploading the video.

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