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Languages

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

prog-N

This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

prog

This user has been programming for 71.5% of their life.

71%

This user cannot or doesn’t want to program in ASP.NET.

This user can program in BASIC.

js-5

This user is a professional JavaScript programmer.

php

This user is a professional PHP programmer.

re-N

This user writes regular expressions to find everything around the house.

MySQL

This user is a professional MySQL programmer.

This user is a professional Cascading Style Sheets user.

This user is a professional HTML user.

This user can write XML.

This user is an XHTML professional.

This user promotes full compliance with World Wide Web Consortium standards.

Computers

This user prefers PC.

This user contributes using a PC they built themselves.

This user is against DRM.

~~Comic Sans~~

This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user is a computer scientist.

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This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

Software

Fz

This user uploads websites with FileZilla.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user’s primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.

This user contributes while using VLC media player.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user contributes using Google Chrome.

This user is equally happy using Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

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This user remembers Microsoft Windows 3.1x

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user’s smartphone is powered by Android.

Animals

This user likes cats.

This users favourite Cryptid is the Kraken

Cars

TTS

This user owns an Audi TT S

This user wishes they had a DeLorean.

Food

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user is obsessed with
Cheeses

This user’s favourite flavour of yogurt is mango.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user enjoys eating corn.

R

This user enjoys their steak Rare.

This user loves cake.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

This user is dieting.